yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
lady gets mugged by motorcyclist while driving
Sometimes during long car rides my mind drifts off about that one person and I plan out a life with them like going on vacations, having sex, going on dates, laughing, cuddling, going through life troubles and getting through it together.
I have the best people in my life right now. It’s actually pretty amazing how quickly things have changed in my life. A few months ago, I was writing a suicide note, and now I feel like my life has started over. I have a brand new family in which I can be happy and feel loved.